So, It's hot ass hell in Empty-L today, and there's not a damn thing we can do about it, but hide in the mall, cause most of us regualr folk lack airconditiong!, (It doesn't count as yours if you still live at home...nice try bruh!). So my girl and I came up with a wicked Idea for her 21st b day. SpliffOlympics daaaawwggggggg! (Tommy from Martin voice)!. What better way to test your athletic ability, than when your body is completely intoxicated, and it's so hot out you have to save your saliva for later! Yes yes, this is a rambling blog day for me. I have so many random things on my mind,...Like why is Cedric Diggory trending on twitter? Why are there photos of Philly Children playing with fire hydrants (Hazard no)?
In fact let's compose a list..shall we.
Things peopele should NOT be doing on a hot ass day like today!
1. Old people stay home, you fainting in the streets is causing traffic delays.
2. Calling in sick to work if you don't have an AC in your house, I'd rather be sick wit AC, than heat strucken at home.
3. If I see one person with socks on I will flip
4. Bringing your child on public transportation with your big ass truck of a stroller is unecesssary, there isn't enough air for you to be guzzling up space like that.
5. I get the fact that it's hot ladies, but it's Wednesday not Friday, bikini as outerwear in public places other than a beach/old port, or any place with an allotted tanning space, is weird, There are children around.!
2 comments:
Wow ya you did ramble! You forgot something about the heat though, the BO that comes out to play, especially on public transportation. Showers=relief+clean, it's like a two for one....damn!
LOL!, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT GIRL
some people need to take three showers a day.
Its a 2 a day ass wash minimum lol!!!
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